User blog:GAK16/ProdigyDevs: Volume 3

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Topic of the Day: Prodigy is Illuminati
Yes, I know it's a bit of a ripoff of thisguy on Youtube, but it's funny. This isn't a specific roast, it's all just nonsense that's pretty funny. So yeah, not trying to endorse anybody but go subscribe to him for starting this nonsense.

The Secret Behind Prodigy Math Game (Prodigy is the Illuminati!)
Prodigy

Prodigy is a math game

This math game has membership

Membership can be bought

Membership adds to the amounts of stuff unlockable

All of the plot is unlockable without membership

The plot features monsters and wizards

The wizards' spells have different elements

There are 7 elements

Astral is one of these elements

A S T R A L has 6 letters

P R O D I G Y has 7 letters

7-6=1

Is it just a coincidence that only one warden has been released?

I doubt it.

Let us investigate further.

Florian is the earth warden

Floria is related to Flora

Flora is in Firefly Forest

Firefly Forest is a location

So is Epic Subspace

We can find the special merchant here

He sells stuff for copper coins

Copper Coins are a currency

Wood is also a currency

Wood is from the Lost Island

the Lost Island has powerful pets that are uncatchable

Epic Pets are also uncatchable

You must buy epic pets

Epics normally cost $13.95 USD without tax

1-3+9-5=2

2 is the number of non-Astral spells a wizard can have

a wizard can have a total of 4 spells

Super Nova can be one of these spells

N O V A has 4 letters

4 is the number of epic dragons

there are epic dragons and the original epics

there are a total of 9 epics

"9" rhymes with "Recline"

Reclines is what some chairs do

There are chairs in Prodigy Houses

All of these pieces are fitting together as if it is some sort of Illuminati Master Plan

"Chair" rhymes with "Bear"

Bears can be brown

Light brown is a variation of brown

Light Brown has many possible combinations and anagrams, but one that stands out is "brown light".

light can be broken into 6 colors

yellow is one of these colors

yellow has 6 letters

so does the word member

Prodigy members get access to one more dance move

One more dance move means 6 moves

non-members only get 5

6-5=1

The Illuminati has one eye.

So does the Order of Influence...

=PRODIGY IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED=

=ALSO REVEALED: THE ORDER OF INFLUENCE IS ALSO ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED=

That was fun...
So yeah guys, I had a lot of fun making this. Please be sure to check out Balderdash for starting this whole illuminati nonsense thing. On the next 2 volumes of ProdigyDevs, we will have another Illuminati thing like this (Vote below) and another regular post on your worst fear: Why our avatars suck now, and they were better in the old days. I know I used a lot of stuff on membership in this, but wht do you want to see next? Answer the poll:

What do you need proved the Illuminati next? Puppet Master Pippet Titans Master Wizards Noot Gale Lamplight Town Citizens Sir Vey Other NPCs (Comment below) Our Wizards... Currencies in Prodigy Prodigy Membership Prodigy Epics Prodigy Pets Other (Comment below) Thanks for Reading!

GAK16