User blog:GAK16/ProdigyDevs: Volume 4 - Weirdness in Lamplight Town

Welcome to ProdigyDevs, the insanely fun blog post series where we roast Prodigy for no reason. Before you start with this post...

DISCALIMER:
This is all for fun. Please do not take it seriously, it's just a joke.

TOPIC: Lamplight Town is Weird
Today, we'll be talking about why Lamplight Town is weird...

1: What's that weird Statue?
Yeah, this is the weirdo I'm talking about. Why is he or she here? And why are those eyes GLOWING BLUE????!?!?!?!?!?!? Is that statue actually enchanted by Puppet Master, waiting for the time to strike and destroy the town? Maybe Puppet Master turned an actual pet into stone, then uses it to see into Lamplight Town to spy on us? What does that weird placard say too? Scribble scribble line line scribble? This area is like the one area of lamplight town that has no point. Oh, and one more idea: This weirdo dragon actually has the spirit of the last warden hidden inside it, and that's why its eyes glow blue, infused with magic so that the Astral Warden can hide from Puppet Master until the final battle with your wizard against him...

Second Thing: What about the twilight wheel?
Maybe the guy is just a psycopath who only lets you spin his wheel during the dark hours. But why does he have better items that the regular wheel spinner guy???? Maybe he is actually a wizard in disguise, and used his spells to steal stuff from the regular merchant, and then erased his memory!!

I'm kinda out of ideas for this post, so here's one more: Clankbot in the Coliseum is a puppet or a version of Pippet that Puppet Master created to assess our wizard's strength!
Yeah, kinda of weird, but it fits. We only ever see Clankbot's eyes, because the rest of his face is covered by shadows. Maybe he is actually evil!!!

Ok, That's it for this post
I know, a weak start to a new series of rants, but I wrote this with a headache so give me a break I was bored. Next post, I think I'll make Noot the Illumanati since you guys voted on it in my last post, and then I will roast the Titans. See you guys on the next volume of ProdigyDevs!