Thread:ItsZeryn/@comment-38227745-20190413005050

RIP boiled water. You will be mist Q: why do bananas need sunscreen A: Because they peel Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife... I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know 