User:FourSevensRueful/Funny Fake NPC Names

Wardens

 * Matrice - Ice (female) (based on the word matrices, multiple matrix)
 * Locharithm - Water (female) (based on the word logarithm)
 * Hypo Tenuse - Ice (male) (based on the word hypotenuse)
 * Funct Ion - Storm (male) (based on the word function)
 * Lineair - Storm (female) (based on the word linear)
 * Pyrogorean - Fire (male) (based on the word pythagorean)
 * Quenchrant - Water (male) (based on the world quadrant)
 * Raya - Fire (female) (based on the word ray)
 * Florian - Earth (male) (based on the word radian)

Other

 * Polly Nomial (Eve's pet parrot)
 * Square Roots (Florian's Mandrake friend)
 * Cubed Roots (Flora's Mandrake friend)
 * The Pi-ed Piper (Plant Teacher)
 * Meany Pi (cute school bully)
 * Chorda (music teacher)
 * Arcana (homeroom teacher)