Thread:FourSevensRiolu/@comment-31817574-20190622161844/@comment-38303482-20190704070313

I mostly have dreams where I become good friends with my crush, because my psyche believes that the optimal way to romance someone is to get to know them over years of friendship, because of an over-romanticized version of the story of how my parents met. This is what happens when you try to analyze your mind from a psychological perspective. Imagine me saying this with the voice of the Speak button on mobile(Siri).